The Big Story Tonight Is YOU - A Special "Social Distancing" Edition Of The Late Show

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If you're watching this from home right now, you're doing the right thing. If you're watching it from your bathtub bunker like our host, please remember to save some hot water for the rest of us. Either way, we're glad you're with us. So stay hunkered down and please enjoy this episode of The Lather Show with Scrubbin' Colbath! #Colbert #LSSC #Monologue
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pimpninja1985
pimpninja1985 - 6 klukkustundum síðan
Nope. Not funny at all.
Greggybread
Greggybread - 7 klukkustundum síðan
What a sad embarrassment. When will he realise he's actually not funny when people aren't prompted to laugh
Larry R Bowers Jr
Larry R Bowers Jr - 7 klukkustundum síðan
UNFUNNY!!!
The Afterhours
The Afterhours - 9 klukkustundum síðan
Imagine your favorite YouTuber doing this...
Kelcy
Kelcy - 9 klukkustundum síðan
Low key head & shoulders product placement? Haha good work folks, keep the content coming. :)
wovfm
wovfm - 10 klukkustundum síðan
Without writers an audience Colbert seems to be a solidly mediocre human being. He is lapping up millions however as you listen to yourself laugh alone sitting in your safe space at home. Do tell is he bringing down the house or are you laughing harder to make up for his lack of audience to make him funnier? The Late Night Emperors have no clothes and they are a rather unctuous unimaginative lot without audience and writers.
Mark Imel
Mark Imel - 11 klukkustundum síðan
CRINGE
Michael Clarke
Michael Clarke - 11 klukkustundum síðan
Exposed! Without the studio and writers he sucks!
david remenda
david remenda - 12 klukkustundum síðan
You suck, colbert! You are a spoilt millionaire. You can eat whatever you want. You don't have to buy it. You probably have someone buy it for you. And now you politicize a crisis. You are just plain not funny.
JJBrubaker
JJBrubaker - 12 klukkustundum síðan
Oh dear.
pugkin
pugkin - 12 klukkustundum síðan
it’s hilarious how much trump doesn’t want to be giving that speech
Beth Cavin
Beth Cavin - 13 klukkustundum síðan
Not funny.....just stupid
Hatachi Koi - Chickasaw Nation
Hatachi Koi - Chickasaw Nation - 13 klukkustundum síðan
UGH! This is lazy work. Amatuer Youtubers put out better content. Take your celebrity buddies that are on the net with you. Their channels suck too.
Winston S
Winston S - 14 klukkustundum síðan
cringe
Jason Cripe
Jason Cripe - 14 klukkustundum síðan
Man he really isn’t funny at all with out a sigh to tell the audience to laugh. Pain ful to watch
Wolfie254
Wolfie254 - 15 klukkustundum síðan
It's so quiet without a studio audience and hundreds of staff workers. It's like you're a youtuber.
George Jefferson
George Jefferson - 15 klukkustundum síðan
Without the audience laughter this hurts my bones.
J G
J G - 15 klukkustundum síðan
Thanks for hosting your cringey personal blog on youtube!
Kevin D. Najera
Kevin D. Najera - 15 klukkustundum síðan
For someone who earns about 10M a year, I can tell you didn't care about your audience enough to have a basic setup...
The Showman
The Showman - 16 klukkustundum síðan
Here is how you make a late night show on YouTube https://youtu.be/sRmHNQLl-V8
BigBrotherMateyka
BigBrotherMateyka - 16 klukkustundum síðan
I wouldn't watch this garbage if Colbert paid _me._
Free Tacos
Free Tacos - 17 klukkustundum síðan
Oh man! He got into a bathtub in a suit! What a wild and crazy guy! Man this show is funny!
Noelle With an E
Noelle With an E - 23 klukkustundum síðan
Millenial speaking: I can’t walk around with no pants. I live with my family. Ive never had a bath tub. I don’t have a tv or computer. I share a bathroom w one shower and one toilet with 3 other people. I’m a millennial who lives with mom and dad and grandma and my siblings (I am age 29). I’ve been underemployed ( $100/week) with a bachelors degree in engineering since trump took office. This quarantine hasn’t changed my life... it’s normal for me to stay home. I literally watch YouTube videos on my smartphone to pass the time... exactly what I did before this virus. This quarantineis not a change of pace as I only have gas to go to Walmart once a week anyway. I’m scared that I’ve already had the virus and unknowingly taken it home to family. That’s a lot of people’s reality Stephen Colbert.
Erica Lambert
Erica Lambert - Degi Síðan síðan
That really is a pretty ironic thing about this mess. America, known for it's garbage food, obesity, laziness yet when we are asked to stay at home and do nothing - if not for ourselves then for the sake of other people - and we say, "but uh, like, spring break dude."
🍻👏☝️🥇We are so number one. And I say that with disappointment because we have more potential than anywhere else to be THE BEST, but what are we doing?
I can't thank enough anyone out there who is out right now dealing with this on the front lines, to those of you struggling right now you are not alone , to those of you doing what you are told and are staying indoors I congratulate because that's the good we have left and that I hold on to. People still care! Be safe ✌
April Hook
April Hook - Degi Síðan síðan
DAMN!! Steven needs to share that pare tart ressapee with us.
Vectrex4Life
Vectrex4Life - Degi Síðan síðan
So it's a 1080p rendered video in a weird aspect ratio with the CBS logo slapped on top. Great.
saqtah
saqtah - Degi Síðan síðan
I can't stop thinking that he isn't wearing any pants
Alex Hurtado
Alex Hurtado - 2 dögum síðan
🤣
Michael D
Michael D - 2 dögum síðan
Too much pork in the "relief" bill
https://youtu.be/SfNjZhYkaNE
Mahdiar Rahimzadeh
Mahdiar Rahimzadeh - 2 dögum síðan
didnt Isaac newton die a virgin?
Jim Howard
Jim Howard - 2 dögum síðan
My Mom is 93 and we practice Social Distancing:
https://youtu.be/xM4NLNvutDY
Jarrett Ledesma
Jarrett Ledesma - 2 dögum síðan
The bathing suit joke is super underrated
Chaos Simi
Chaos Simi - 2 dögum síðan
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (crickets)
William Gorczyca
William Gorczyca - 2 dögum síðan
What is this camera quality?
Lisa Gulick
Lisa Gulick - 3 dögum síðan
LMAO @ the "YMCA" parody!!! Great job, Stephen! Keep up the good work!
Raptor Dan
Raptor Dan - 3 dögum síðan
Thank China
snoopy02010
snoopy02010 - 3 dögum síðan
This is not as it once was...... LateShow CoronaVirus Edition will never be the same again......
Back from the Dead Red
Back from the Dead Red - 3 dögum síðan
They are arming themselves to protect all the toilet paper they are hoarding
beaner frijoles
beaner frijoles - 3 dögum síðan
Wuhan corona virus
Mary Stuart
Mary Stuart - 4 dögum síðan
Thank you for this! You keep me informed but laughing...that's the best combo!
Joe Schmoe
Joe Schmoe - 4 dögum síðan
We're not the only ones going stir-crazy stuck at home lol! https://youtu.be/uc38V1PjdSk
Paul Hampton
Paul Hampton - 4 dögum síðan
Bearing arms / Fire arms okay I get it you wanna protect yourself but REALLY"" going AWOL, Lol & 🚽🗞️ toilet paper 🤣 your ASS isn't your LUNGS people ! And to Whom sent this / shared this with meh lol thank you Sexiness / J W ! Baby it 😜😊😍😅 really made meh laugh !... A lot !
Love you J W... Sincerely yours truly forever more Paul Hampton~💓😘💐
Charles Benca
Charles Benca - 4 dögum síðan
they are also working firefox and chrome
G F
G F - 4 dögum síðan
Dumbass Oklahoma Governor
JamaBear
JamaBear - 4 dögum síðan
Love Bathtub Colbert. Keep the show like this 😜
Kelly Waters
Kelly Waters - 5 dögum síðan
😂😂 that is awesome! This was exactly what I needed. Thank you Stephen! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎
Bill Kemp
Bill Kemp - 5 dögum síðan
Good to see you Stephen in the wild
sugermare katy
sugermare katy - 5 dögum síðan
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Cecilia Tuivasa
Cecilia Tuivasa - 5 dögum síðan
😘💜
cannibalbananas
cannibalbananas - 5 dögum síðan
You playing in the bubbles at the beginning reminds me of Jim Carry in The Truman Show as he draws on the glass with soap 😂
Loved the rendition of the YMCA. I lol'd when you said "end scene" 😂🤣😂
VipVip999
VipVip999 - 6 dögum síðan
"No, you can't shoot a virus" I mean, technically you could, it wouldn't do jackshit about the epidemic, but you could.
Gabrielle Kerkow
Gabrielle Kerkow - 6 dögum síðan
Stephen, are you okay?
Creamapera
Creamapera - 6 dögum síðan
The big story is. Has anybody looked into this.
https://youtu.be/nLlDSAnWojA
Aziel Angel
Aziel Angel - 6 dögum síðan
Thank you for the laughs. This is awesome.
William Leavitt
William Leavitt - 6 dögum síðan
These are fun
Kalman Babits
Kalman Babits - 6 dögum síðan
STEVEN YOU HAVE RIGHT IDEA, SAUNA 400 DEGREE, THEN INTO ICE FILLED COLD WATER, SHOULD SHOCK WHAT YOU CANT SEE
Olive Hanousek
Olive Hanousek - 6 dögum síðan
Thanks for calling out Governor Stitt, it’s not like he listens to Oklahomans or the CDC.
Family Steidtmann
Family Steidtmann - 6 dögum síðan
Do you think he is wearing pants???
jackie connolly
jackie connolly - 6 dögum síðan
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱which year! I miss you soooo!😍
Lizz Locke
Lizz Locke - 6 dögum síðan
Bathing-suit, It's moments like these that remind me how adorable Colbert is! Sure there are many comedians out there but colbert is so sweet and good natured it's very comforting to still hear from him! Fallons cute too, just wanted to put that out there.
BIG BOSS
BIG BOSS - 7 dögum síðan
Wow. You liberals watch garbage TV
Lydia Melkamu
Lydia Melkamu - 7 dögum síðan
I can’t tell if that’s just suds above his lip or a mustache 🧐
Suburban85Guy
Suburban85Guy - 7 dögum síðan
As strange as it is not having an audience, I kinda like it. And the best part is John Batiste is MIA !
Pouya Parseyan
Pouya Parseyan - 7 dögum síðan
It is called PHYSICAL DISTANCING not social distancing..
Farah Stephens
Farah Stephens - 7 dögum síðan
I’m actually kind of bummed that you’re dressed in the bathtub. #ColbertCrush.
T Roy
T Roy - 7 dögum síðan
"What did you learn when you were 13 that you need now?"

Do you really want me to answer? 🤪
Jeffrey Joe Pe-Aguirre
Jeffrey Joe Pe-Aguirre - 7 dögum síðan
Hey Stephen, Calculus was "invented," not "discovered." Stay safe and cheers!
TheMister123
TheMister123 - 7 dögum síðan
1:51 - Isaac Newton was apparently a confirmed bachelor who had no children, and no romantic interest in anyone at all. Like Sheldon from the first four seasons of BBT.
Erin
Erin - 7 dögum síðan
"Training to save the world" that was awesome!
Jakob
Jakob - 7 dögum síðan
Am i the only wanting an interview between Stephen Colbert and Jim Carrey from their bathtubs?
Belle Chanson
Belle Chanson - 7 dögum síðan
His “do do di do do” intro at the beginning and me rolling right from the start. He just keeps getting better... 😂
star7
star7 - 7 dögum síðan
Too funny🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kathy Berken
Kathy Berken - 7 dögum síðan
Keep doing your shows, Stephen. How about the kitchen next, showing us what a great cook you are?!
Maxim Daigle
Maxim Daigle - 8 dögum síðan
So this is where Stephen poops.
DJDeezy ThaTruth
DJDeezy ThaTruth - 8 dögum síðan
—PornHub has kept me Healthy
Ali
Ali - 8 dögum síðan
0:46 goddamn it, now I have watch a whole movie to get that reference
Star
Star - 8 dögum síðan
The airpods really seal the deal with this video
Precious Garcia
Precious Garcia - 8 dögum síðan
For the love of God just put a laugh track behind the show
no one
no one - 8 dögum síðan
Utter disgrace subanimals , Hollywood should be destroyed
Anne George
Anne George - 8 dögum síðan
Hahahahaha!
Áfram