Roast Me For $1,000 | Doctor Mike

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If you participated in this roast, thank you so much for giving me some good laughs! I think it's important to be able to hear negative critique and to be able to get comfortable with it.
Please submit more burns down below, I just might chime in =]
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- Doctor Mike Varshavski
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Lengd: 12:16


Nam Pham
Nam Pham - 3 klukkustundum síðan
"This is gonna come out real weird, I can't do that"...... proceeds to type a certain number at 10:03
Nathan Stoman
Nathan Stoman - 3 klukkustundum síðan
11:50. Person alert! 🤣
Hamilton the second lol
Hamilton the second lol - 3 klukkustundum síðan
Why did you like your own post 8:20
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah - 5 klukkustundum síðan
the phone battery one the trash one and the highway one are used by all the uncreative idiots
Sarvanshi Baijal
Sarvanshi Baijal - 8 klukkustundum síðan
'I am a young Canadian I can't be mean' I had to pause the video to laugh at that 😂😂
162736р угифкфу
162736р угифкфу - 9 klukkustundum síðan
Mike :speak Russian
Russian: Roast him
Bulgarian : Understand
Mike : Wash his hands
Shannon L
Shannon L - 10 klukkustundum síðan
Elon Musk has proven home to be a billionaire Covidiot, endangering the lives of his employees. Love your video though 😬♥️
Trent Nichols
Trent Nichols - 10 klukkustundum síðan
What is the difference between Mike and the calendar... the calendar has more dates!!
Ashley Doran
Ashley Doran - 15 klukkustundum síðan
4:31 Got me like oof
Fisted Waffles
Fisted Waffles - 15 klukkustundum síðan
Awwwww man
nickibear101 - 16 klukkustundum síðan
I literally wash my hands after I shower. Why did that feel like a random attack? 😂😪
Phoenix Skifyre
Phoenix Skifyre - 16 klukkustundum síðan
Can u do this again it is funny
Manjit Rai
Manjit Rai - 17 klukkustundum síðan
He is laughing to hide the pain...
Faith Vs
Faith Vs - 19 klukkustundum síðan
Dr. Mike is so cute he causes hypochondria in men and women.
Sherima Sherian
Sherima Sherian - 22 klukkustundum síðan
Mike: Burnnn but then you wouldn't have any more meme review-------
Me: Who the hell said this so I can smack them? Pwease keep up the memes bro👍☺️
Amari Kareem
Amari Kareem - 22 klukkustundum síðan
Your so Single your dog even friend zoned you
Do you get it a dog's a man's best friend no ok

( srry for the cringe)
Hoovermax3000 - 22 klukkustundum síðan
11:06 To*
Friendly Kitchen
Friendly Kitchen - 22 klukkustundum síðan
Let me say something straight.. you're not..🤷‍♂️
Remy Donawa
Remy Donawa - Degi Síðan síðan
You should sell your nose hair by the mile it's so long
Remy Donawa
Remy Donawa - Degi Síðan síðan
How ever you working out It's not working
πxNiπjaxπ - Degi Síðan síðan
Man be making his fans and friends mock him for 1k😂😂
Elle Bo
Elle Bo - Degi Síðan síðan
😂🤣🤣 omg these are hilarious 😂
tejasmitha potluri
tejasmitha potluri - Degi Síðan síðan
tbh, im pretty sure that my hairline is way higher than yours 😂😂😂
kyung do
kyung do - Degi Síðan síðan
Derviş - Degi Síðan síðan
İf there is a doctor, brace yourself from hairline jokes
Robin Sparkles
Robin Sparkles - Degi Síðan síðan
i hope you don’t slide in girls DMs like that
Urself Boi x3
Urself Boi x3 - Degi Síðan síðan
Your eyes and nose takes up 1/3 of your face
Adil Ranhiru
Adil Ranhiru - Degi Síðan síðan
Your laugh sounds like your going through an anaphylaxis .- Im sorry.
Jesus is LOVE
Jesus is LOVE - Degi Síðan síðan
Hey Dr. Mike:
When I want to make a meme, but you end up being a nerd with statistics.🤓
Neel Manjanath
Neel Manjanath - Degi Síðan síðan
10:03 Did no one else see that?
Amelie Sacramento
Amelie Sacramento - Degi Síðan síðan
Mishka? Oup guys he was pregnant as a teen
Nikita Mohansingh
Nikita Mohansingh - Degi Síðan síðan
1:52 just so I can easily find it lmao
Nikita Mohansingh
Nikita Mohansingh - Degi Síðan síðan
And this one too 4:12
Acacia Thorbourne
Acacia Thorbourne - Degi Síðan síðan
I feel like i was more emotionally strong then you in this video when i was in kindergarten
Just Jessy
Just Jessy - Degi Síðan síðan
Dr Mike has an amazing sense of humour 😂 I love it 😂
Hellcat M
Hellcat M - Degi Síðan síðan
You saying "Hello Jerry" sounded like Newman from Seinfeld.
Sasha Murokh
Sasha Murokh - 2 dögum síðan
His russian is terrible. The hecking accent shows he hasn't spoken in about 20 years
Akitas in the House
Akitas in the House - 2 dögum síðan
Where did you intern to have a specialty in reviewing memes on YouTube?
Mattias Hammarström
Mattias Hammarström - 2 dögum síðan
You look like Bradley Cooper coming down from a lifelong NZT-high, which is fitting since your forehead is Limitless.
Илья Витцев
Илья Витцев - 2 dögum síðan
finally i heard mike talking in russian
Just Jazzy
Just Jazzy - 2 dögum síðan
My favorite was why does your hair look like an old toothbrush
Bairon Rivera
Bairon Rivera - 2 dögum síðan
Yo jerry here?
PipaPlays - 2 dögum síðan
9:37 Is that dude Patrick Star? He livin under a rock if he doesn't know that reference skskks. He could've at least googled it lmao
I'm shooketh
PipaPlays - 2 dögum síðan
Tyler Oakley
PipaPlays - 2 dögum síðan
What wHy lmao❤
PipaPlays - 2 dögum síðan
Ngl the battery one was good
Your previous2 relationship was 2 years man what about the others after it sksk
My phone battery lasts 3 years
Kanamy Kawilam
Kanamy Kawilam - 2 dögum síðan
The only one who genuinely loves you for more than your looks or credentials is your dog Roxy
Dr. Mike- uuuwwwuuuu................
My Ex
Todaori Doki
Todaori Doki - 2 dögum síðan
me, who have a bigger forehead than Mike : *cries*
Trinity Crosby
Trinity Crosby - 3 dögum síðan
What did he say
Jessica Rezk
Jessica Rezk - 3 dögum síðan
jerry did not pass the vibe check
Christian RONCALES
Christian RONCALES - 3 dögum síðan
No jokes the second joke is real for me ;-;
Tatjana Maslakovica
Tatjana Maslakovica - 3 dögum síðan
Mike speaks russian*
Me:He has figured out my language! 0-0
Jovie Kozicki
Jovie Kozicki - 3 dögum síðan
Half of these aren’t original sry guys
4ltrz - 3 dögum síðan
He is secretly dying each time he reads those roasts but he just keeps a smile on the outside so that he doesn't want to show those burns.
Eloracorn - 3 dögum síðan
Your hairline is so scary, Pennywise is scared...
Louise Fernandez
Louise Fernandez - 4 dögum síðan
Hi Dr Mike. Here's my roast (Too late😂)

U: Hey brat!
Me: Yes Ugly
U: Excuse me I'm not in a mirror
Me: And I'm not a reflection!😎😎😎😎😎
Mad Butterfly
Mad Butterfly - 4 dögum síðan
I’ve officially watched too much Doctor Mike...his TedTalk and all of his videos are my entire recommend!
AbdOlPix - 4 dögum síðan
No, your eyebrows aren't thick at all.
•Strawbxerrii• - 4 dögum síðan
Ah yes this is what quarantine has dont to me
Phoebe McBride
Phoebe McBride - 4 dögum síðan
I just don't find most of these funny because I don't know how you can roast that perfect face....
Sharon Opuuli
Sharon Opuuli - 5 dögum síðan
roast again
det. - 5 dögum síðan
My roast is
“ You look like the hot popular school guy that would break everyone’s heart”
Anna McDonnel
Anna McDonnel - 5 dögum síðan
So cool hearing you speak Russian! What do you wish people knew/understood about what it's like being Russian-American, or about being the child of immigrants? Do you or or your parents keep up with medicine in Russia at all, and if so would you have any wish to set straight any misconceptions people have about medicine in post Soviet Russia or the former soviet states?
Tdua Company
Tdua Company - 5 dögum síðan
Ziix on keys
Ziix on keys - 6 dögum síðan
"Let me get something straight...but it cant be your nose" XDD lmao im dead

For those wondering. heres a timestamp 1:46
yumi tan
yumi tan - 6 dögum síðan
the pec pop under the shirt is killin' it, but it would be better if you have your shirt off😂
yumi tan
yumi tan - 6 dögum síðan
the laughter!! i cant laugh hard 😂😂 i just had c-section 5days ago
Koort Wallien
Koort Wallien - 6 dögum síðan
Compare Dr. Mike with Dr. Buttar.
Koort Wallien
Koort Wallien - 6 dögum síðan
You are a slick, sick mouthpiece for the medical mafia.
Blood Star UvU
Blood Star UvU - 7 dögum síðan
1:51 Уры ты Русский :D
Carrina Lee
Carrina Lee - 7 dögum síðan
This was the best video I’ve seen from you. So funny!
Prerana samanta
Prerana samanta - 8 dögum síðan
After watching this
I'm you're subscriber
Raya Barrington
Raya Barrington - 8 dögum síðan
4:25 there's a highway less than a mile away from my home. This was either to feel accomplished with my burns or just be random 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️😂
Mariam SN
Mariam SN - 8 dögum síðan
2:15 I DO 😂
Priyanshu Sengar
Priyanshu Sengar - 9 dögum síðan
Mishka s septum 😲😲
Your russian name

Why you didn't tell it to me
Priyanshu Sengar
Priyanshu Sengar - 9 dögum síðan
I was like 😲😲😲😲😲😰
When he spoke in russian
Priyanshu Sengar
Priyanshu Sengar - 9 dögum síðan
The cameraman was too laughing on that eyebrows roast
Arman - 9 dögum síðan
Bro you're living in the past, you need to use the swipe/quick path feature on your keyboard. You will never go back to tap typing
Phy Soares
Phy Soares - 9 dögum síðan
At fist I thought "oh no, seeing people insulting him will be hurtful, he is so kind", but in the end I was wheezing so hard as ever. Love the positive attitude
SPOOKY LXIX UwU - 9 dögum síðan
Yo mama soo fat even dr.mike cant roast him
Speedie Sundae
Speedie Sundae - 9 dögum síðan
2:17 I do that
H Weidman
H Weidman - 9 dögum síðan
I don't see these things soon enough to actually get to participate. But I could see myself feeling the same way as Jerry... I'd probably be skeptical that the message was legit.